The orgasm that wasn't

Men I will start by saying that unless your woman is crazy good at faking, you can definitely tell she's had an orgasm.

I was having sex with a guy, and every time I moaned, he was convinced that I came.  And to boot when I corrected him he argued with me.  He was convinced I'd had like 15 to 20.

Ladies I will finish by saying you aren't doing anyone any favours by faking.

Use Voicemail

There are so many ways someone can kill the mood suring sex and foreplay. 

Picture making out with someone, he starts slipping your clothes off your body, caressing you, kissing you...when his phone rings.  Most people ignore it, but not him, he answered because it was his mom, and proceeded to chat with her!

Needless to say my juices stopped flowing!